vladimirputin420:

IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

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whimmy-bam:

I know that you’re trouble… [x]

Talented cosplayers making your ship a reality.

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  cosplay  dmmd  Q

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

via   source 495028 notes   July 27th 2014
  me  Q

drythroats:

This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

via   198557 notes   July 27th 2014
  animals  Q
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  me

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

via   source 294974 notes   July 26th 2014

luciditydream:

luciditydream:

i’m going to write a teen humor romance novel about a genderfluid high school senior who dates a fledgling siren because

"you know you really scare me sometimes"

"well i mean i only really want to eat you when you’re a boy"

"thaT’S LIKE HALF THE TIME I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU"

"I’M SORRY OK I’M SORRY I PROMISE I WON’T EAT YOU IM SO SORRY"

i’m legitimately writing this i’m outlining chapters now

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bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

via   source 158230 notes   July 26th 2014
  feel good  animals  Q

mydadssecretstash:

www.mydadssecretstash.tumblr.com - 11,500 pics and counting of all that is classy, sexy, lustful, sultry, sensual or just plain hot…

via   14 notes   July 26th 2014

We went on a 210 mile trip for an epic booty call across three states today and now that we have completed our mission, it is time for watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show and then the Omaha Zoo tomorrow~ :)

1 notes   July 25th 2014

allthingsstrange:

Mikhail Malyugin→U N I V E R S E

via   54 notes   July 25th 2014

entropically-favorable:

jeffdeluca:

Dino Dim Sum.

Is this the grown up version of dinosaur chicken nuggets?

via   60396 notes   July 25th 2014
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leaveliestotheliars:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

oj-pony-blood:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

muelith:

callino-fucking-way:

the best thing about being an artist

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is that i’m allowed to do this

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that is one majestic lady.

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make way

I ship it. Somebody make this happen.

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the perfect couple does exist

It’s like Jade and John’s baby started dating the love child of Reiner and Bertholdt

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ollivander:

flowergirlrobichiko:

the only acceptable reason

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