IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.
i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb
i’m going to write a teen humor romance novel about a genderfluid high school senior who dates a fledgling siren because
"you know you really scare me sometimes"
"well i mean i only really want to eat you when you’re a boy"
"thaT’S LIKE HALF THE TIME I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU"
"I’M SORRY OK I’M SORRY I PROMISE I WON’T EAT YOU IM SO SORRY"
i’m legitimately writing this i’m outlining chapters now
oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.
www.mydadssecretstash.tumblr.com - 11,500 pics and counting of all that is classy, sexy, lustful, sultry, sensual or just plain hot…
We went on a 210 mile trip for an epic booty call across three states today and now that we have completed our mission, it is time for watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show and then the Omaha Zoo tomorrow~ :)
Mikhail Malyugin→U N I V E R S E
Dino Dim Sum.
Is this the grown up version of dinosaur chicken nuggets?
the best thing about being an artist
is that i’m allowed to do this
that is one majestic lady.
I ship it. Somebody make this happen.
the perfect couple does exist
It’s like Jade and John’s baby started dating the love child of Reiner and Bertholdt
the only acceptable reason